Today in a grade 8 English class
I was suddenly asked to take class
53 students all young and alive
Waiting brains and hopeful hearts
We looked through the textbook
I had no plan, the rhyme scheme was no fun.
Resorting to 2022 ways
I quietly wrote 'pneumonoultramicroscopicsilcovolcanoconiosis'
On the blackboard as they giggled
About some lewd reference they might have made
Being cool with adolescents is scary
Being silent is worse
So I had to be confident
And hope is always a must.
An hour flew by,
They made more than fifty words
With the long word.
All very good and intelligent words
The last benchers- the smartest and coolest of all
Kept mumbling so I requested them to be heard
KTM, ATM, reply, like, rose, vivo, realme
A few of their suggestions.
They were corrected 'k aur y nahi hain'
So they fell back into the crowded corner
Then 'handyman' was heard repeatedly
"Video game?" "YouTube channel?"
"What is it?" I enquired
"Cigarette ma'am!" they kindly informed.
One child had spread the word
And the others had jumped into the clamor
I asked them the spelling of cigarette
They giggled and kept quiet.
(Now that I look for it on the internet, this doesn't exist...I'll ask them again)
When the words were done,
We spoke about their plans for August 15
Dance, song, poem a few said.
Soon, I asked them to write of their dreams
(In any language)
"District collector" a voice from the corner said
Great but not just something you want to be
Write anything you feel from your heart
A few laughed again.
A red stained teeth boy hurried "ganja fookna hain"
Taken aback I said "tum log ganja fookoge toh hum angrez ke gulam phirse ban jaenge"
(I don't remember a better line I said afterwards immediately)
They all laughed. (Problematic but phew!)
A few girls said the dream topic was difficult
The rest were quiet
Alternatively they could write on what they liked/loved
To this they agreed.
At the end we sang "hum honge kamyab"
Together, really well!
(This whole thing kept me smiling and high till I drove back 8 kilometers to work! Yeah:))
Well, in an hour's class we could travel
From cigarettes and ganja
To hum honge kamyab
If a teacher chooses many classes like these
Lives might change
Otherwise I wonder
what's the point of anything!

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